Billy :Interactive Story Time Test:

     Once upon a time there was a piece of chalk! It was colorful and sparkly. His name was Billy. Billy could walk and talk, but Billy had no legs so he went to McDonalds and ordered a cheese burger. Billy doesn't even like cheese burgers. Billy ran away to TGI Fridays instead on on his way he say a Darth Vader and said "I am your sister". Billy thought this was stupid so he ate his "sister". Along came a prancing midget then Billy got super strength and threw the midget to Japan.

    Billy looked across the sea and saw a llama and camel factory. Billy saw a talking donkey and he saud "You're ri-donk-alous!"

     After a while, Billy got a job at the nearest community college. His job was to write on the board. I guess it's obvious how it ended.
Billy died a slow and painful death... The end.